Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
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