Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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