The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
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I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
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He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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