But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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