I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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