i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
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I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
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I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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