I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
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the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
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Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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