I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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