is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
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What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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