whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
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he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
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She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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