Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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