If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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