Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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