there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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