Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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