Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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