weddingsv make me drug and hornr
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
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We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
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What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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