i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
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I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
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This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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