I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
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Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
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I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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