That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
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We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
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why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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