im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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