My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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