My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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