Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
im holly from the hills drunk
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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