Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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