Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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