I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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