If i come over, it means nothing
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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