Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Blood and glitter go together right?
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Randomize
