Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
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