I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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