He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
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I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
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Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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