Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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