Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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