it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
