Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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