@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
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They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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