ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
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