Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
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My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
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he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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