Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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