Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
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I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
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This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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