Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
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Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
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I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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