ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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