My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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