tell your sister to shave her snatch
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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