it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
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Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
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My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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