My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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