Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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