After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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