he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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