Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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