remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
So much Jack, so little girl.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
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