I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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