KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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