i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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