I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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