It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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